The Second Best Show Ever!...Now with FREE METH!!!

What are you doing Saturday, February 12 at 9:00pm???

 Check out this sexy flier!

Acquitted nursing home pornographers  Rappy McRapperson and Mc Wreckshin will be hanging out and smoking meth with the YOU! Were going to be playing songs off "The Second Best Mixtape Ever"  

And just chilling with our friends Zombies Organize. 

 Zombies Organize are an awesome band, and it is an honor to open up for them. They are awesome for many reasons . Here is one- An internet meme that they made into a song. Unlike most internet memes that get made into songs , this one is actually good.

Listen to the audio..

 

Notice the snare thingy or kick drum thingy going up and down the scale- Notice the deep soulful synths in the chorus. These guys are ON FIRE! After the show were going to do some recording as well. Top Secret Stuff that will blow your mind this summer.

The show is:

February 12 at 9:00pm 

Location:    Propaganda

6 South J Street

Lake Worth, FL

Here is the Facebook event page!

Make sure to bring TONS of Meth. Everyone will be smoking meth and dancing, just like woodstock except with way more meth.

R.I.P. Old Internet

Party Factory workers.

The internet is like a train or a rocket. It is very speedy.

You may have noticed that rappymcrapperson.com looks alot more sexy now, with many shiny buttons and links and ways to share stuff. I dont know how to use most of them, but that is ok, because you are praububly way smarter. Anyways, There were 4 horrible deaths related to the new websight construction. They were too big and blocky and couldnt squeeze through the toobz.....They were quickly replaced by smaller and more shiny links to our facebook , youtube and twitter, but still....R.I.P. to these little jpg's.  We salute you.

Cat Licks Bongo Drum- Too hot for tv!!

Party Factory workers.... Are you guys sitting down?? The good people at McRapperson video services have released a SHOCKING video. TOO HOT FOR TV!!! Its entitled "Cat licks Bongo Drum" and it will shock you to the core. You must be over 30 years old to watch this shocking Video!!!

Be sure to Share this shocking video with your friends!!

Talking shit and Telling Lies

Rock Hard Bonerz!!!
Rappy McRapperson gets interviewed on the Big Beef Bueno Podcast-
Its a whole hours worth of narcissistic incoherent ramblings!! Horay!

Check out here the whole situation here:  http://www.notla.com/

Or Download the podcast episode directly right here:
http://www.notla.com/media/bbb007.mp3

 

Do you like Spaceships?

Hey guys-

Add some spaceship spice to your life with your very own original spaceship drawing by Rappy McRapperson!!  For only 10 bucks I will draw you up a sweet spaceship and mail it to your house! All original- No photocopies!  Please buy a couple of them, Im hella broke!!! This Art sale is for a limited time only.

My sweet marketing approach was inspired by an Amway salesmen who came over last week. The first thing he asked me is "Do you use paper towels?" I started laughing right there. Really? REALLY?? No I dont use fucking paper towels. I am allergic to the fibers, every time I touch a paper towel my face swells up to the size of a basketball.

Art!

Attention Party Factory Workerz- Awesome news- My Friend Alex organized and uploaded a bunch of my Artwork!  You can check out all of them here!  Some of the drawings are single paneled comics- Such the now infamous "Worlds first blowjob"!

               Is the Stegosaurus horny- or has it just mistaken the T rex weener for a leaf?  
That is a mystery that historians have been debating for eons.

The art page features some funny (And not so funny) comics, but most of the drawings from were made for the "Cartoon Video Project" from laff year.


      In the summer of 2009 my girlfriends apartment lease was almost up- and all her roommates moved out- I pulled a patented McRapperson slick willy move, and quickly moved in. Then I turned her living room into a make-shift art studio. I locked myself in her apartment for 3 weeks. No TV, no internet, just a box of colored sharpies and regular paper. The intent was to make cartoons for some of my past songs- It was pretty interesting, I just drew pictures and smoked cigarettes all day. But then around week 3 I started to develop cabin fever, and went a bit loony. I did have a radio, and during this time, Patrick Swayze died. It was very painful to hear that shitty news, but I persevered and finished the artwork, drawing about 10-15 pictures a day.


Here is a video of me during this time.




And much more importantly-  Here is some of the final Product! 






Yay! Have a great day everybody! Here that whistle??
It is now 5 pm, Time to punch out your time cards-
The Party Factory is now closed for the day :)

Bloggin! New Wing Love song!!

Party People--


I am being pressured by unseen forces to fill this blog up with CONTENT.
What is content? It is junk or shit or crap, disguised as important or semi important information. Its porpoise is to hold your attention. But Why?? That is a mystery to solve another day--


So today I will show you something I think is interesting, Wing, The greatest singer in the world, ordered some songs from me, songs she will sing on her new album. 1 is a serious love song. I have never written a serious love song before, it was an interesting and fun challenge- So without further ado, hear is a sneak peak at Wing's new love song!


Guardian Angel


In the dreams of a sparrow-
In the crisp chill of the wind
in the crash of the ocean-
Your heart I will defend.


Im your Guardian Angel- To keep you safe at night-
Im your Gaurdian Angel- Everything will be alright


on a trek through the mountains.
To the beet of a butterfly-
Ill carry you to safety
Our love will never die,
So fly- The horizon is wide-
Come down, touchdown, lets ride-


Im your Guardian Angel- To keep you safe at night-
Im your Gaurdian Angel- Everything will be alright


I will nurse you to good health-
Putting ointment on your wounds-
You must rest for the weekend-
for Your strength is needed soon.


Im your Guardian Angel- To keep you safe at night-
Im your Guardian Angel- Everything will be alright


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Heck ya! Touchdown!!! Ok back to smoking cigz!! 305 Blue'z!! Peace