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The Second Best Show Ever!...Now with FREE METH!!!

What are you doing Saturday, February 12 at 9:00pm???

 Check out this sexy flier!

Acquitted nursing home pornographers  Rappy McRapperson and Mc Wreckshin will be hanging out and smoking meth with the YOU! Were going to be playing songs off "The Second Best Mixtape Ever"  

And just chilling with our friends Zombies Organize. 

 Zombies Organize are an awesome band, and it is an honor to open up for them. They are awesome for many reasons . Here is one- An internet meme that they made into a song. Unlike most internet memes that get made into songs , this one is actually good.

Listen to the audio..

 

Notice the snare thingy or kick drum thingy going up and down the scale- Notice the deep soulful synths in the chorus. These guys are ON FIRE! After the show were going to do some recording as well. Top Secret Stuff that will blow your mind this summer.

The show is:

February 12 at 9:00pm 

Location:    Propaganda

6 South J Street

Lake Worth, FL

Here is the Facebook event page!

Make sure to bring TONS of Meth. Everyone will be smoking meth and dancing, just like woodstock except with way more meth.

R.I.P. Old Internet

Party Factory workers.

The internet is like a train or a rocket. It is very speedy.

You may have noticed that rappymcrapperson.com looks alot more sexy now, with many shiny buttons and links and ways to share stuff. I dont know how to use most of them, but that is ok, because you are praububly way smarter. Anyways, There were 4 horrible deaths related to the new websight construction. They were too big and blocky and couldnt squeeze through the toobz.....They were quickly replaced by smaller and more shiny links to our facebook , youtube and twitter, but still....R.I.P. to these little jpg's.  We salute you.

Cat Licks Bongo Drum- Too hot for tv!!

Party Factory workers.... Are you guys sitting down?? The good people at McRapperson video services have released a SHOCKING video. TOO HOT FOR TV!!! Its entitled "Cat licks Bongo Drum" and it will shock you to the core. You must be over 30 years old to watch this shocking Video!!!

Be sure to Share this shocking video with your friends!!

Talking shit and Telling Lies

Rock Hard Bonerz!!!
Rappy McRapperson gets interviewed on the Big Beef Bueno Podcast-
Its a whole hours worth of narcissistic incoherent ramblings!! Horay!

Check out here the whole situation here:  http://www.notla.com/

Or Download the podcast episode directly right here:
http://www.notla.com/media/bbb007.mp3

 

Do you like Spaceships?

Hey guys-

Add some spaceship spice to your life with your very own original spaceship drawing by Rappy McRapperson!!  For only 10 bucks I will draw you up a sweet spaceship and mail it to your house! All original- No photocopies!  Please buy a couple of them, Im hella broke!!! This Art sale is for a limited time only.

My sweet marketing approach was inspired by an Amway salesmen who came over last week. The first thing he asked me is "Do you use paper towels?" I started laughing right there. Really? REALLY?? No I dont use fucking paper towels. I am allergic to the fibers, every time I touch a paper towel my face swells up to the size of a basketball.

Art!

Attention Party Factory Workerz- Awesome news- My Friend Alex organized and uploaded a bunch of my Artwork!  You can check out all of them here!  Some of the drawings are single paneled comics- Such the now infamous "Worlds first blowjob"!

               Is the Stegosaurus horny- or has it just mistaken the T rex weener for a leaf?  
That is a mystery that historians have been debating for eons.

The art page features some funny (And not so funny) comics, but most of the drawings from were made for the "Cartoon Video Project" from laff year.


      In the summer of 2009 my girlfriends apartment lease was almost up- and all her roommates moved out- I pulled a patented McRapperson slick willy move, and quickly moved in. Then I turned her living room into a make-shift art studio. I locked myself in her apartment for 3 weeks. No TV, no internet, just a box of colored sharpies and regular paper. The intent was to make cartoons for some of my past songs- It was pretty interesting, I just drew pictures and smoked cigarettes all day. But then around week 3 I started to develop cabin fever, and went a bit loony. I did have a radio, and during this time, Patrick Swayze died. It was very painful to hear that shitty news, but I persevered and finished the artwork, drawing about 10-15 pictures a day.


Here is a video of me during this time.




And much more importantly-  Here is some of the final Product! 






Yay! Have a great day everybody! Here that whistle??
It is now 5 pm, Time to punch out your time cards-
The Party Factory is now closed for the day :)

Bloggin! New Wing Love song!!

Party People--


I am being pressured by unseen forces to fill this blog up with CONTENT.
What is content? It is junk or shit or crap, disguised as important or semi important information. Its porpoise is to hold your attention. But Why?? That is a mystery to solve another day--


So today I will show you something I think is interesting, Wing, The greatest singer in the world, ordered some songs from me, songs she will sing on her new album. 1 is a serious love song. I have never written a serious love song before, it was an interesting and fun challenge- So without further ado, hear is a sneak peak at Wing's new love song!


Guardian Angel


In the dreams of a sparrow-
In the crisp chill of the wind
in the crash of the ocean-
Your heart I will defend.


Im your Guardian Angel- To keep you safe at night-
Im your Gaurdian Angel- Everything will be alright


on a trek through the mountains.
To the beet of a butterfly-
Ill carry you to safety
Our love will never die,
So fly- The horizon is wide-
Come down, touchdown, lets ride-


Im your Guardian Angel- To keep you safe at night-
Im your Gaurdian Angel- Everything will be alright


I will nurse you to good health-
Putting ointment on your wounds-
You must rest for the weekend-
for Your strength is needed soon.


Im your Guardian Angel- To keep you safe at night-
Im your Guardian Angel- Everything will be alright


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Heck ya! Touchdown!!! Ok back to smoking cigz!! 305 Blue'z!! Peace

Wing on BBC Radio 1

Special thanks to BBC Radio 1 in the UK-- Wing's "Santa on a Helicopter" on Rotation and number 15 on the Uk Itunes comedy charts!

Wing - Santa on a Helicopter!

Congratulations to my BFF,  Wing- Her New song "Santa on a Helicopter" was featured on Kroq, and now the video is going Viral. Not Just regular Viral....HERPEEZ VIRAL

I had the honor of co-writing and co-producing her new album! "Carols, Rap and Sing; a Beautiful Christmas, Wing " Its an Amazing album, Her singing on this album is by far the best. Its the kind of album you want to put on repeat and listen to all the time. Its really great.

You can pick it up the albums single "Santa on a Helicopter" right here on itunes

Merry Christmas from Rappy and Wing

Hell Ya Shitz getting Wierd

By day, Gilly and Rappy are just your typical average Americans- But after sundown...they become..... THE LEGENDARY CARDBOARD WIZARDZ!!!! Fighting Crime through Advanced Cardboard electric power.

Stroke is in the vid as well plays the videos leading man. - Just talked to Gill, Hes almost done chopping up the all new Stroke video- up in a few weekz

Here is The wizz stuff now though---


It took 10 grand to achieve that low budget look--
This Song is off our award winning EP "Halloweeniez" A free download at www.Halloweeniez.info

See you in Gainsville on the 20th :)


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Wing !

These last few months I've had the honor of producing the new Wing Album-
"Wing Sings For all the Single Ladies and Raps for All the Safe Parties" The Album is by Far one of Wings very Best- We spent alot of time making the instrementals awesome-
Wing let it loose in the booth like an Angel. The Album features 8 cover songs and 2 Originals--Its a great Album!

The Album is Out Now!



Pick Up Wing's Rad rendition of Beyonces "Single Ladies" on Itunes here





And Wings Original and beautiful Song we co-wrote-
"Safe Party Happy Ending" Can be Picked up on Itunes here.
Makes the Perfect song to play at your next Safe Party!

Halloweeniez

Rappy McRapperson chilling in Hollyweird with Ill Gill.
We decieded to record an EP about Halloween. The EP is awesome and recently won an Award. The coveted fart award! Congratulations men! Keep up the good werk!!

Track Listing

1. Camel Back
2.SHAZAM
3. Cardboard Wizzies
4. Nemoy
5.Kabuto Diss
6. Shwag Fail
7. So Pretty
8. Bad Off sick
   

Performerz

• Rappy Mcrappperson, Ill Gill, Young Stroke

Production Notes

• Recorded at Ill Gill CrackShack Studios Hollywood CA
• Produced by Ill Gill

Links and More    

www.haloweeniez.info  

A free Download!

Video for "Show Me How To Blow Dudes"

Off the "2nd Best Mixtape Ever"
An instructional how to lesson for the good people of America

The 2nd Greatest Mix Tape Ever

By Rappy McRapperson and MC Wreckshin

Track Listing

1.Super Intro
2.Swimming in the Money
3. Show me how to Blow Dudes
4. Robotic Pandas
5.Double Rainbow
6.Cool Story Bro
7.Modeling and Dancing in Space
8. The Ice Fire connection
9. Hustle Hard for manicures and pedicures
10.Mediocre outro

Performerz

• Rappy Mcrappperson
• MC Wreckshin

Production Notes

• Released Sept. 2010 
• Recorded at Epp Studios Winter Park, Florida 
• Produced By Rappy McRapperson and MC Wreckshin

Links & More

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Hello world-- This is Rappy McRapperson. I am here to post stuff about my boring life. I will add many fabrications to spice things up. Hookers. Lesbians. Wall street fat cats. The occasional naked dwarf. It will be a good time. A time of celebration!

Video for "This Ones For The Kids"

"This Ones for the Kids" off the "For the kids in Juvenile detention" Album.
Animation was done by the super talented young homie Taylor Bortner. 

Video for "Speedos and an Abraham Lincoln Hat"

Another video off the "For the kids in Juvenile detention" Album.

I hope you all are sitting down, because this might come as a huge shock. This video was not actually filmed a the beach. It was filmed in front of a green screen. And when I say green screen, I mean a bunch of green towels I picked up at goodwill for 5 bucks.

America- fuck ya!

For The kids in Juvenile Detention

Our latest Cd, download it on itoonz and rock out to the singles. Some of my favorite songs on it are "Real freeks in the club" and "Speedos and an Abraham Lincoln Hat". Of course this cd is dedicated to all the kids behind bars. many of wich are serving time for crimes they never committed. I really Love this cd, Pick it up if you can.

Track Listing

• 01. The Courtroom Introduction ft. Judge Brad
• 02. This ones for the kids
• 03. 187 in Lake Hillz ft. J City and The Bomb
• 04. Drink more water
• 05. Krystaleene
• 06. Kool Dreamz
• 07. Bloody Vampires from outer space.
• 08. Song X ft. Lil Nasty
• 09. Welcome to the shrubz
• 10. Keep it in your pants you rascal
• 11. Real Freakz up in the club!
• 12. Speedos and an Abraham Lincoln hat. Ft. Lil Nasty
• 13. And there you have it!

Performerz

• Rappy Mcrappperson
• LIL NASTY
• THE BOMB
• J-City
• Brad Navratil

Production Notes

• Released Jan. 2010
• Produced by Rappy McRapperson and Dj. Bizzel
• Recorded at Dj Bizzel Studios Lake Hillz, WA
• Beats by: DJ BIZZEL, BEN PETTY, James Theht Iannarelli

Links & More

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